Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: leftrightright)
I’m drunk!! Listen to major accident! Fuck you! The end!
(Source: youre-gonna-die)
Glass half full… Glass half empty…. I say who’s the cunt pourin beers that’s got everybody so upset!
Chivalry aint dead! I know CPR!
I shaved my balls for this…
I wanna be 15 in 1977!!!
I FUCKING LOVE BIG WOMEN!!!!